A man's Passion.

Specs

• 2.5" x 6"
  
• Woven polyester with woven lettering
• Hook and loop backing
• Completely Reprehensible
• Updated Ranger Green Colorway
• Allows you to depict your friends as the outdated coal-fired locomotive while you, the sleek FDR train, flies by on an adjacent track smugly.

Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.